i collect awkward pauses

Sarcastic T-Shirt for Small Talk Failures · Unisex

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US & Canada4–8 business days
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This makes a great gift.Know someone into humor & sarcasm?

Ever find yourself in a conversation that feels more like a game of chess? If you relate, our 'I COLLECT AWKWARD PAUSES' T-shirt is just for you! This design captures the essence of those cringe-worthy moments we all know too well, bringing a chuckle to the most uncomfortable situations. Perfect gift for introverts, socially awkward friends, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh about life's little mishaps. Made from high-quality, soft fabric, this T-shirt is not just a conversation starter, but also a cozy addition to your wardrobe. Get yours today and wear your humor with pride!

  • Gildan 64000 Softstyle Unisex T-Shirt
  • 100% ring-spun cotton (Sport Grey: 90/10 cotton-polyester)
  • Taped neck and shoulders, side-seamed construction
  • Unisex fit — true to size
  • Printed with direct-to-garment (DTG) — vibrant, wash-resistant
  • Machine wash cold, inside out
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not iron directly on the print
  • Each item is printed to order — allow 2–5 business days for production
  • Netherlands, EU & UK: estimated 3–7 business days after production
  • US & Canada: estimated 4–8 business days after production
  • Defect or misprint? We replace it for free within 30 days

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Anonymous

Great fit. Nice print!

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Tycho

I really like the design and shirt and the quality is very good. Also size fits perfectly (i orderd L)

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Chris de Kok

Great and comfy shirt!