SLEEP IS A DISTANT MEMORY
Funny New Dad T-Shirt · Unisex
€19,95
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Ah, the joys of fatherhood! If you’re a new dad, you know that sleep is just a distant memory. This T-shirt captures the hilarious reality of sleepless nights and diaper changes with the slogan 'SLEEP IS A DISTANT MEMORY.' Made for fathers who appreciate a good laugh amidst the chaos, this shirt is a must-have for your wardrobe. It’s the perfect gift for new dads or seasoned pros who want to wear their parenting struggles with pride. Crafted from soft, breathable fabric, this T-shirt ensures comfort while you navigate the wild world of fatherhood. Grab one for yourself or surprise a dad friend today!
- Gildan 64000 Softstyle Unisex T-Shirt
- 100% ring-spun cotton (Sport Grey: 90/10 cotton-polyester)
- Taped neck and shoulders, side-seamed construction
- Unisex fit — true to size
- Printed with direct-to-garment (DTG) — vibrant, wash-resistant
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron directly on the print
- Each item is printed to order — allow 2–5 business days for production
- US & Canada: estimated 7–12 business days door to door
- EU: estimated 12–21 business days door to door
- Defect or misprint? We replace it for free within 30 days